The Great Escape Festival – Day 2
Holy Fuck
Day 2 of the Great Escape and it’s an early-ish start at the King and Queen for an afternoon that kicks off with Guilford’s Tommy Monroe **. Looking like the freshly exhumed corpse of a 1970’s Bowie impersonator dug up and reanimated in Shoreditch, his vocal histrionics cut cleanly enough through thrashed acoustic guitar, but the substance fails to truly captivate. His repertoire does include a song entitled ‘Giraffes’ which is a good thing. The following number entitled ‘Lah Di Dah’, less so.
3 Seeds in Paris
Tommy is followed by Three Seeds in Paris *** who own the relatively small stage with all the panache of seasoned performers, and you expect, require a wheel barrow to transport their collective bollocks from gig to gig. Even the most cursory scan of their lyrics is pretty inadvisable however, and the whole thing veers dangerously toward style over substance pub rock, but they are tight enough and cocky enough to invite further interest. If they can stop shunting their lead guitarist to the back of the stage and the depths of the mix, they could be an exciting proposition.
This is more than can be said for Sheffield’s Spires **. Other than a monster of a drummer who comes off as half club bouncer and half school bully, the only part of their show to create any interest at all is the stuffed owl that adorns the front of the stage, and when you’re being overshadowed by taxidermy you know you’re in trouble.
Spires, essentially
After a short break to re-fuel, it’s off into the squalling rain to the Sallis Benney Theatre for New Zealand’s Veils **** for which there is a massive queue. With the delegates pass finally coming into its own, I am granted entrance to a truly mesmerising show as lead singer Finn Andrews unleashes his incredible verbal assault into the intimate, scarlet-tinged auditorium. Backed by what appear to be an angel, a surly schoolgirl bassist, and a lead guitarist that is somehow both bitingly sharp and warmly resonant, the group receive a rapturous reception. The one slight nagging doubt is Andrews’ uncanny vocal similarity to Jeff Buckley, which is eerily spot on, but with songs this good I’m past caring.
The Veils
Next up on a quite excellent bill for the theatre is hotly tipped Micachu and the Shapes ***. Having seen their performance at the Concorde2 supporting Late of the Pier last February, I failed to see what all the fuss was about, but on today’s showing the hype is beginning to seem justified. At times coming across like a deranged skiffle band, their low-fi ethos extends to the keyboardist using upturned wine bottles for percussion, while even the drummer, who is working with a full kit, sounds like a toddler smashing away at a selection of his mother’s saucepans. Underneath this fuzzy chaos however lurks a creative mind with the complexity to work through several time signatures per song, and produce a wildly disparate selection of sounds from just three band members, while still fitting in killer pop hooks. Like a small child harbouring a terrible secret, Micachu is at once cute, beguiling, precocious and terrifying and only a series of technical difficulties prevents this show from being an unadulterated triumph.
Micachu and the Shapes
The dismay engendered by the size of the queue for Casiokids at PoNaNa’s is topped only by the disturbing revelation that both The Golden Silvers and The Big Pink’s shows have been cancelled at Komedia. With precious little time to get anywhere and back in time for Holy Fuck ***** at 10.15, we decamp to the William 4th for a pint in preparation for the coming onslaught. And what an onslaught it is too. On the surface, Holy Fuck come across as four of your coolest mates who’ve been mainlining Neu, The Chemical Brothers and science textbooks on synaesthesia for a few years and then brought their esoteric collection of vintage analogue equipment round to yours for a jam. This spirit of experimentalism provides the perfect spark of creativity to ensure the band’s songs never outstay their welcome, while the musicianship and drive of the live bass and percussion keeps everything taught and focussed. The perfect band for the moment, and a great example of key elements including lighting, sound setup and venue converging to create a wonderful whole.
It’s hard to see what could top them in all honesty, and any band playing the Corn Exchange at midnight this year seem to be encumbered with the elevated expectations of a crowd who have queued for over an hour in the cold to be granted access. The scenes at the door and in the snaking shivering queue verge on the ridiculous as the patience of punters is tested by the weather, their bladders and people attempting to push in. Under the circumstances it’s hard to see how any band could live up to this kind of build up, but Metronomy *** give it a good go.
Bolstered by the addition of a full live band, Joseph Mount’s electro pop is easily meaty enough to fill the venue to the rafters, and each song is delivered with technical panache and infectious energy. If anything the live set is almost too perfect a reproduction of the band’s recorded work to truly thrill the crowd, but for the most part they are eagerly receptive. Arms are raised aloft in joyous salute, hair flails around to frenetic beats, and lyrics are shouted back with vengeance, which for a size of crowd this big is an achievement in itself. There’s even a pretty large and totally unexpected mosh circle near the front that sucks in innocent bystanders and churns out goggled eyed, sharp elbowed whirling dervishes which probably says more about the barely contained frustration of the queues, than the band themselves.
Holy Fuck pop in to spin some tunes afterwards, but for the majority it’s off into the night for further adventures and the promise of more to come tomorrow.
First published ay TheBrightonMagazine.com
On homeopathy
”If you open your mind too far, your brain will fall out” – Tim Minchin
As families continue to feel the pinch as a result of the current economic slowdown, a recent report by the Wall Street Journal has revealed that one of the first cutbacks Americans are making is in health care. The report, published late last year, indicates that almost a quarter of Americans are cutting down on visits to their doctor, while 11% are buying fewer prescription drugs as a result of the financial crises.
At first glance this situation appears extremely worrying. If the figures are to be believed then millions are being denied vital health care, and with drug companies currently raising prices in an attempt to claw back lost earnings, the problem will only get worse.
However, there is growing evidence that more and more Americans are instead turning to cheaper alternative treatments. One of the fastest growing and most controversial of these is homeopathy, a 200 year old system of medicine that is fast becoming as popular as proven alternative treatments such as osteopathy and acupuncture.
Acupuncture - A scientifically proven alternative therapy
On the face of it, homeopathy appears to be the ideal solution for those with one eye on their bank balance, and the other on their wellbeing. The treatment works by using trace amounts of naturally occurring animal, plant and mineral extracts that are diluted in water and taken orally. As a result, the remedies are not only significantly cheaper than traditional drugs, but are almost universally free from nasty side effects.
Supporters claim that homeopathic methods can be used to cure a huge range of injury and illness from migraines and colds to HIV and cancer, and the treatment has received glowing endorsements from such titans of science as Bill Clinton, Jennifer Aniston and Pamela Anderson. Even the queen of England is a fan. Yet homeopathy continues to have vociferous detractors who claim it is at best a dangerous placebo, and at worst a modern form of witchcraft cynically marketed by charlatans with no regard for their patients safety. So who is right?
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Most of the claims made in favour of homeopathy concern minor ailments that are often described as ‘self-limiting’ conditions – medical problems that the body can cure by itself if given time. This has caused critics to joke that homeopathy can cure a cold in seven days, whereas if left alone it can take a whole week to clear up, yet many people swear by homeopathic methods, arguing that it aids the body’s natural ability to heal itself. Elaine Young, an asthma sufferer living in Florida, maintains that homeopathy has been responsible for a remarkable turnaround in her health. She said ”A few years ago, my asthma had got so bad that I was no longer able to work. I was on oral steroids and my doctor’s prognosis was dismal. My homeopathic doctor was able to prescribe an individualised remedy and said that my immune system was “derailed”. He said the remedy would get it back on track, and miraculously, my asthma just went. That’s the only way I can describe it.’’
Critics however have argued that such benefits are purely the result of a placebo effect, wherein the act of taking the medicine tricks the brain into believing it is cured regardless of the active ingredients contained. Some homeopaths disagree with this explanation, while others maintain that while it may be true, the reasons for a patient’s improvement are unimportant and all that matters is the end result.
Ethics aside, this can be an extremely dangerous way of viewing medicine. It may be all well and good convincing the body that it is no longer suffering from a migraine or stress related rash, but what about more serious conditions? It seems incredible that health professionals should try to cure problems such as a broken arm or chronic back pain without any physical interaction with the part of the body affected, yet this is precisely what some homeopaths have suggested. One of the most common remedies suggested for back problems is a solution containing Arnica, a plant in the same family as the humble sunflower that has been found to have anti-inflammatory properties. However, multiple studies on the use of Arnica in homeopathy have found it to be no more effective than a placebo, which is fairly unsurprising when you consider that Arnica is actually poisonous and should not be taken internally unless diluted to such an extent that none of the chemicals from the plant remain.
This leads us to another criticism of homeopathy, which is the suggestion that the science behind it is innately flawed. Our tried and tested ideas of how chemistry works would suggest that diluting the active ingredient of the remedy to the extent that it is barely detectable should make the cure less potent. Not so say the homeopaths, claiming that water comes in built with a kind of mystic power to memorise molecules of other substances that have been dissolved in it. This mysterious energy has never been satisfactorily explained in scientific terms, or detected, yet it is a keystone of how the process is meant to work.
Some water, yesterday
One of the biggest criticisms of homeopathy however, is that it gives people false hope. This may not seem all that much of a problem, but the idea of patients rejecting conventional medicine that could cure life threatening ailments or prolong their lives is extremely worrying. Not only are seriously ill patients rejecting proven cancer treatments in favour of a treatment that has failed to pass basic scientific testing, but healthy people are being put at risk by homeopaths prescribing anti malarial prophylactics to eco-conscious back-packers, many of whom have contracted malaria.
This is not to say that all forms of alternative medicine are without merit. It would appear that many people find homeopathy very useful for minor ailments, and that certain remedies can be helpful in treating the symptoms of more serious complaints. The charity Cancer Research for example has reported that homeopathic remedies, placebo or not, can help ease patients suffering when undergoing chemotherapy. However the organisation is equally quick to state that there is ‘no convincing evidence’ to suggest that homeopathy can offer any form of relief for cancer sufferers as a whole, let alone provide a cure for the disease itself.
Other treatments that have began life as alternatives to the established medical practices of the time have now, with proper research into their claims, been accepted into modern medicine. Osteopathy, acupuncture, psychiatry and chemotherapy have all been used in conjunction with established treatments in order to improve patient’s health. For now, however, the idea that a person can be cured of AIDS, with little more than a few drops of water with a phenomenal memory and some positive thinking remains a highly dangerous proposition.
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